kellypworld

art and design

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! Are you 18 years and above?. Do you have a valid ID card?. Can you speak English and any other language?. Are you looking for a 9am - 3pm job with a monthly salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?. No working during weekends and you only have to work half-day on Fridays?. If you're interested in this Job, Please contact me with your full details SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER COS ME SELF DEY FIND AM BADLY.

Two guys entered a chocolate shop. The first guy stole 3 bars of chocolate and hid them in his pocket. After they left the shop, The first guy showed the second guy his loot and said: I'm good in stealing. The second guy said; Well, let's go back to the shop and I will show you the right way to steal. They went back. The second guy asked the shop boy; Do you want to see magic?. The shop boy replied; yes, show me. The second guy said; oya, give me a bar of chocolate. The shop boy gave him and he ate it. The second guy said again; give me another one. The shop boy gave him and he ate it. The second guy said again; give me another one. The shop boy gave him and he ate it. The shop boy requested; Where is the magic?. Where are my chocolates?. The second guy replied; Check my friend pocket, you will find them.